...And the distinctly UNnatural only about 100 feet away. A designer-clothing-clad swarm of ganguro (see two blogs back for a reference) punk-ass kids descended on the nearby strip. Their cheap stereo had some annoying repetitive j-pop crackling out and they were trying (unsuccessfully) to synchronize some macarena rip-off. "Too cool for school" they were making fun of the amazing dancing nearby, trying so hard to hide their genuine curiosity. Whatever - wash the cheap dye out of your hair, quit tanning for a week, learn to smile - then come join the fun.